The Lights Never Went Out

My neighbor must not have liked the dark and he didn't want anyone else to like it either. Or so one would think, judging by all the lights he used to illuminate our house. Sometimes he would use as many as five lights. With all the lights off in our house and blinds and curtains closed tight, I could still read a newspaper from the illumination of his lights alone. It took several calls to the Sheriff's Office before one officer went to my neighbor's house, went into the backyard and saw all the lights (turned off just before they arrived) that Predator had pointing our direction. Since he lied to them saying he didn't have any lights, then - he didn't have any pointing at our house, then - he was so weak he could not lift them - all of which the officers disproved, they charged him with several violations - including violation of the restraining order.